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Hamstring
Underwear for pigs.

Handicap
A very useful hat.

Harum-scarum
A truely terrifying haircut.

Heineken
Shoplifting from only the upper shelves.

Herbivore
An animal that only eats Volks Wagon Beetles.

Hijack
A young man under the influence of narcotics.

Hippocampus
A very large gay cat.

History
A male alibi.

Ho-hum
The sound made by a vibrating garden tool.

Holiday
Celebrating a particular plant.

Hollyhock
The act of pawning Christmas decorations.

Homogeneous
Gay and bright.

Hooray
The output from a sonic screwdriver.

Hormones
Noises from a bordello.

Hospice
A centre for the treatment of equine urinary disorders.

Huge
Something belonging to Hugh
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