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Damages
Ancient curse.

Decorum
What you do to apples before cooking them.

Defray
A partical beam weapon which causes it's targets to lose their hearing.

Delegate
An Indian Political scandal.

Delivery
Found on the side of the Royal Coach.

Denial
A river in Egypt.

Depend
Opposite the shallow end.

Detailed
A boxer dog.

Dialogue
An awful piece of wood.

Dialysis
To ring your sister.

Diatom
A welsh male cat.

Dictaphone
Your sister's boyfriend.

Diddicoy
A very small ornamental fish.

Digital
Total understanding.

Diplomatic
A device that helps you get that very last bit of stuff out of the jar or can.

Disapearing
To make fun of or offend a circle of peas.

Dispersal
Lack of respect for a well known washing powder.

Dissect
A Welsh religion.

Diverse
Welsh poetry.

Document
What did you mean Doctor?

Dogmatic
A pooch without a clutch.

Doldrums
Barbie's percussion set.

Doncaster
A device for wheeling academics around.

Dopamine
My teenage son.

Dormant
Insect commonly found in Colleges and private schools.

Dreadlocks
Fear of canal holidays.

Ductile
The cry of an incompetent roofer.

Dyslexia
Daily sex.

Dystrophy
A special award for people called Dianna.

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